these past 2 days have been so ridiculously filled with crazy coincidances and random people i haven't seen in years that it is BOGGLING MY MIND ( Read more... )

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last night i had a dream that i went extreme sledding with all different people that i've known the past few years but have no connection to each other. from zack makita, to this girl i work with now, to my brother... it was so strange ( Read more... )

pizza hut = no go. no piercings.. meaning i have to take them out, so i couldnt even have a retainer. and the reasoning makes me sad inside ( Read more... )

today made me sure that i wish to never step foot inside FYE again. this is the 2nd worst job i've ever had... but since dial america hardly counts since that job was for a week... so this is the worstthe 20-something year old uptight bitch who takes her menial mall job waaayyy too seriously bitched about me to fucking CORPORATE. but it's okay that ( Read more... )

i have a new obsession.

her name is Regina Spektor, and she's probably all i'll be listening to for a while.

( remember that time i went to virginia and had the time of my friggin life? )

so uhmmmm... i will never get a ticket ever again in my life.

BECAUSE

tonight when an officer of the law was not looking, i made a suggestive facial expression at him, and as soon as i made it he decided to look directly at my face.

oops.

soooooo remember that time i was at dennys with mike? and how all of a sudden i started feeling... loopy, and i said "whoa... i almost feel.. like i'm high or something" for no reason. and how after that i started laughing uncontrollably, roseanne-style. and how i started laughing when i was drinking and water and saliva was everywhere. and how ( Read more... )

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4 ( Read more... )