Where did Nerdanel go?

Thomomir (to Elladan): Are you sure you don't want your hand fixed or anything? It's like... greenish-purplish and looks a lot like moldy grape jelly ( Read more... )

Hello. I guess I haven't said much the last few days. I've been sort of lying comatose under the desk and then when I woke up, there was a note taped to my forehead that read:

Dear Thomomir,
Family troubles. Must pick up Amras and negotiate with Numenorean government. Will be back soon. I left you lasagna in the refrigerator.

XOXO,

N.So, um, I ( Read more... )

Happiness from that! :D

Awww, my precious has rolled away to create more destruction upon Middle Earth which haven't been caused before. I shall miss it but it's in, um, good hands now. Nice pecs, Mr. Sam!

So. My brother is still fucking deranged (I can claim that he's more deranged than I now, I think), the formerly and seemingly sexless ( Read more... )

Sharkey and Gandy loooooooooove me.

Yay!

*dances*

Eee yayayayayayayayayayayay.

I've started to take pills. Sometimes, late at night, my limbs elongate and extend towards the pulse points of the closest sentient being, most of the time, being her. I'll sing you a song! I heard one time that everyone is at risk of brain aneurysms - consume an asprin, advil, tylenol - one a day and avoid rupturing ( Read more... )

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This makes me sad. I didn't even get to see him or anything since that thing with Ms. Dernhelm. FARAMIRRRRRRRR ( Read more... )

I can't be fucked to re-read Lord of the Rings.

Hey C.S. Lewis! Write me into one of your fucking books instead.