this is the end

[boromirofgondor]

Hello, my dearest friends, it's been ages upon ages since I have last updated or made contact with anyone, really. I'm going to tell you all a little story, an occurence which may or may not have happened, but it makes a nice little story, eh? Sit back, enjoy a cuppa Romulan ale, and laugh when your teeth is stained blue for the next eighteen weeks

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I FUCKING HATE BOBO.

[faramir]

Dammit, Thomomir.

I love you. You're the best brother I ever had.

There are boils appearing all over my body. Death is imminent!!!

Let's go.

THAT GREASY BASTARD

[boromirofgondor]

Likewise, my brother, likewise.

Don't touch me.

[ladyeowyn]

Bye.

[faramir]

Might have to kidnap you, my love.

Ha, ha!

Only joking.

Ha ha ha!

Uh.

NOT HIM NONONO DEAR ERU NO!!

[ghostofisildur]

BOBO!!

O, the horror!

I have a present for you, Thomomir. When Saruman juiced a bunch of hobbits the other week, he got my sexmuffin Nick Cotton. Naturally, I bought up all the Cotton Candy smoothies he made of my poor sexmuffin.

I have one pint left.

It is yours.

*gives*

*wishes luck, cries, severs pinky finger as a gift for Chomsky, etc.*

I KNOW I KNOW O THE HUMANITY

[boromirofgondor]

*sniffle*

Oh, thank you, Isildur. This smoothie of hobbity intestiney goodness will serve as liquid strength upon my adventures to come.

Take care, Issy.

[chomsky_sauron]

*seizes Sean Be- err, BOBO 8-inch-action figure in bionic arm*
*bites head off*
*swallows head*
*chokes for a few moments*
*recovers*
THAT MUTHAFUCKA IS GOIN' DOWN!

[boromirofgondor]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

*offers hobbit smoothie*

[chomsky_sauron]

why, you shouldn't have! *throws smoothie at picture of bobo* *shrugs and eats picture* *gets a tattoo that says "UNCLE FUCKFACE IS MY FUCKING IDOL"* (HEHE don't ask where it is, though. HEE! HEE!)

........................

[boromirofgondor]

You are the best niece an uncle could ever ever ever ever have.

[nerdanel_istar]

This is such a sweet moment we've got going on here, dear.

[boromirofgondor]

I know. :)

[la_delilah]

*wipes tear from eye* That was beautiful.

[boromirofgondor]

Thank you, old chum.