åtte - We'll pummel your asses, ravage your lasses

[bornwithskison]

[If anyone were to be walking around town this evening, chances are they may come across a certain Viking in a poor drone's home helping himself to whatever was inside. He still doesn't have a 'proper' weapon, but he's taken the liberty of making his own out of an indoor lamp post and a kitchen knife. If you bother him, you'll find him murmuring to

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[kleinefurstin]

Twenty goats?

[bornwithskison]

And we are Beowu--Groats. Silver pieces.

[kleinefurstin]

Oh. How many groats does it take to buy a goat?

[bornwithskison]

I think it all depends on the man selling the goats. If he wants too much, it'd be better off to steal it.

[hurtjustalittle]

A... raider?

[bornwithskison]

[Oooh, a shiny watch. I wonder how many Groats we could sell this for?]

More or less, yes.

[hurtjustalittle]

[OhGodohGodohwait this isn't her town, is it? And he doesn't look like he's going to attack her. The intellegent thing to do here would be to just run away.

Five year olds aren't reknown for their intellegence. Besides, maybe he knows something about where they are?]

D'you... D'you know where we are, Mister Raider?

[bornwithskison]

England.

Danmark and I were on our way here, but we must've landed while we were asleep.

[The only kid he'd really beat up is England, so she's safe for the most part.]

[ex_giita]

Mister, what're you doing?

[bornwithskison]

What a Viking does best.

i did not forget about this tag i did not forget about this tag

[ex_giita]

What's a Viking?