I despair...........

[borisbunny]

Can somebody PLEASE explain to me how a kit who is two thirds of the way through a science degree and planning his masters abroad, can possibly think that if you dont have a shredder and you no longer have a fireplace to burn things in - a suitable alternative to secure disposal of documents is to place them in MY litter tray with the intention

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[furrymob]

Some of those poos are looking a bit small and a few are strung together. Could you increase your hay and veggies for the next few days, Boris or have a few cm of furball paste if there are a lot strung together. I tried to borrow Inga's specs to check - but they wouldn't fit over my nose.

[freddie_f_lop]

I argue, therefore I am. was the laminate glued down or loose. B is going a funny shade of grey.

[borisbunny]

yes loose.

[freddie_f_lop]

Boo. I shall have to content myself with trying to burrow through it

[furrymob]

Arguing is Frederick's hobby. I'll be referring to this in my song for him on BT6.

[freddie_f_lop]

For real!

[furrymob]

Yes I was drafting a first version of the lyrics last night and there's a test recording lurking somewhere. It needs to be re-written but, yes, you're going to have your own song.

Mum

[freddie_f_lop]

Re-written? I hope with suitable gangsta language. I am not interested unless there is a swear word in every line.

[freddie_f_lop]

I found a new website.the Gangsta rap name generator. I typed in your name and this was the suggested new Gangsta name for you:

tylda, we generated a new name for you
your new pimped out name is: Tiny murder

[borisbunny]

wots Dis- graces? - she's a real gangster!

[freddie_f_lop]

Ha ha ha!

Dis Grace, we generated a new name for you
your new pimped out name is: Crazy hooker

[freddie_f_lop]

This one is so not true!

Boris, we generated a new name for you
your new pimped out name is: King el

[borisbunny]

yeah, Crazy hooker is just it, we have always called her a tart - everyone says so......
as to me... King el - oh yes, fits with my country gent image, soooooooooo true!!!!

[freddie_f_lop]

You see Tylda is a lameass name

[furrymob]

I like my name.

[freddie_f_lop]

Oh no! I forgot my mums name!