Internet money and picking locks

[boringryan]

So I am getting paid to write about useless stuff that I know. I know about a lot of useless stuff, so things are looking up. The first such example is a comprehensive compilation of all my lock picking knowhow: Lock Picking GuideShort little thing. Lots of videos. I get paid $25 for writing it which takes a couple hours and is sort of

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[fantomtollbooth]

I anxiously await a comprehensive article complete with all of your knowledge on the topic of masturbation.

[boringryan]

haha.

FACT: The whole Internet is actually a performative art project of mine on that very subject.

[smug_verve]

does this mean i can hang got rice up? wtf broskiee?

[boringryan]

Don't be ridiculous! I do this for the benjamins. Hot rice is out of love. Love of Rice. Love of Hot. Love of scalding hot rice pouring down the faces of surprised newly weds like so many tears.

[deadmouthfuls]

love of tears

[smug_verve]

thats hot
hehehehehe