'Despite my athletic prowess and eagerness to please you, I cannot outrun a horse...'

[borg_princess]

Note to self: getting into the shower, realizing I still had my glasses on, ducking quickly to avoid splashing them and bashing my head against the wall? Not my finest hour. Omg, wait- the klutziness, the tripping, the idiocy...I'M EMULATING BELLA SWAN. KILL ME NOW. *headdesks*

- another tennis match with mother this morning...she beat me AGAIN, 6-

Comments

[spence_reid]

Ha ha! that bird is amazing!

[borg_princess]

Amazing is one word for it...I prefer MENACE. I never used to be afraid of birds but that thing has me on the verge of developing a phobia, lol. It flies around and usually ends up nesting on me, like I'm some sort of roost, FCOL!