...because Echo now understands French! M and I were getting ready to leave. I know not to say, "When do you want to leave?" so I said "Quand veux-tu sortir?" Echo jumped up and barked on cue.

I know a bit of Dutch and a few words of Hebrew (very, very few words). Oh and a bit of Italian from my piano lessons. Maybe we need to work out a code.

As your Official Bathroom Escort, it is my duty to accompany you outside when you feel the need to relieve yourself. According to our verbal contract, these escorting assignments may take place between the time my alarm clock rings and the time we all go to bed ( Read more... )