LOL! Clark is the alpha and omega of your list - very appropriate. And there can never be enough links to talitha78's That's Not My Name video or your meta thereon!
The equal opportunity objectification and the suspense it creates... what new plot twists can the writers to come up with to ensure that Ollie is naked for at least half an episode? What new kind of costume porn will Lois be put in this season? Most importantly: when will the elusive Welling!torso reappear? (They're such teases!)
I know!!!! I remember after Stiletto was it that this massive squee erupted over the Welling torso and I MISSED it because I must have blinked. Thank goodness for the folks who capped it and giffed it and otherwise saved the moment for our enjoyment. I am looking forward to more of these moments in the season to come.
Am I allowed to substitute "Lois" for reasons 1 and 9, to make it more relevant to me? Because obviously, I'm the writers' most important demographic ;)
So who're these new people that might be appearing? Jimmy's mystery cousin also named Jimmy?
I agree wholeheartedly with all of your reasons. I'll probably even watch the episode in real time tonight! (I have a tendency to record and watch later so I can fast-forward through some of the more... embarrassing stuff. *cough*)
Heh. I can't help myself; I get embarrassed by people behaving stupidly - embarrassment squick, and all that - and you have to admit that Smallville is just full of people behaving stupidly.
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*imagines*
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The equal opportunity objectification and the suspense it creates... what new plot twists can the writers to come up with to ensure that Ollie is naked for at least half an episode? What new kind of costume porn will Lois be put in this season? Most importantly: when will the elusive Welling!torso reappear? (They're such teases!)
I know!!!! I remember after Stiletto was it that this massive squee erupted over the Welling torso and I MISSED it because I must have blinked. Thank goodness for the folks who capped it and giffed it and otherwise saved the moment for our enjoyment. I am looking forward to more of these moments in the season to come.
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I MISSED it because I must have blinked
*lol* Yeah, it was like this: *makes a towel snapping motion* There and gone again in a second! :)
Tom's been looking so good of late... they've got to take advantage of that somehow, right?
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So who're these new people that might be appearing? Jimmy's mystery cousin also named Jimmy?
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I don't want to spoil non-spoiled people so I'll tell you off LJ.
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And in conclusion... CLAAAAARRK!!!
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