This Girl Really Likes Twilight Part 2

[bootlegbarb]

Note the extremely long run-on sentence. Grammar obviously hates her. Also, she is referring to her mother when she says "she" in this passage. While I had awoke early after my innocent night of New Moon and pie, to start my day early to get important things done and got her coffee she stole the bread that was mine from my Grandmother's and could

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[freedomhangs]

Oh wow.
This is a true gem.

[bootlegbarb]

i've never read twilight before but i think she's copying the way stephanie meyer writes.

[freedomhangs]

She sort of is, but in the same way that a monkey waving a stick and yelling is copying Tom Cruise... and Stephenie Meyer is fucking terrible, so that's saying a lot, haha.