Yes, I'm 14.... *sniggers helplessly*

[booster17]

Yesterday's Mirror newspaper:

An infertility group yesterday called for more sperm donors as Britain faces a shortage.

The group says stocks have dropped since a change in the law last year that abolished the right of donors to remain anonymous - and it claims there is evidence the whole of Scotland is being covered by a single donor.And they

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[uk_lemming]

Ack! Awful awful awful. Bad Booster.

[booster17]

No cookie?

[uk_lemming]

Yes, of course, a Cookie for the Gutter Minded. :D

[curiouswombat]

:~)

[empressvesica]

*shakes head* Yes, you are 14. But I laughed too...

Poor phrasing is always funny.

[draconin]

One of the funniest things I ever saw on the TV news was on a rural station. The announcer had just finished telling us about how the imported stud goats bought by a breeding stock company had come out of quarantine and would now be available for breeding. With a perfectly straight face the announcer told us that "the scheme's investors would be the first serviced by the newly released goats".
It was some time before I got up off the floor. :-)

[thedivinegoat]

I'm sorry, but metaquotes'd here.

[hardlyfatal]

HAHAHAHA ew.