Comments | booster17: BBC memo regarding females in Doctor Who

booster17

BBC memo regarding females in Doctor Who

Apr 02, 2006 11:46

...alledgedly. :P Apparently from The Guardian originally.

Why the next Doctor Who must not be Female1 Girls can't do maths or read maps - surely insurmountable problems when applied to the calculations in 17 dimensions that a Time Lord must habitually make. Also, cannot afford to spend entire pre-credits sequence waiting for her to park the ( Read more... )

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tefkas April 2 2006, 07:05:18 UTC

I applaud Point 4 :-)

booster17 April 2 2006, 07:13:42 UTC

Point 5 - Isn't there a tub of lard around with an Equity card from Have I Got News For You ?

speakr2customrs April 2 2006, 07:53:34 UTC

I took it for granted that the "Doctor Who to be Female" story was an April Fool.

On the other hand, we've got to find something to do with Davina McCall.

Sacrificing her to the Volcano God works for me.

booster17 April 2 2006, 08:06:09 UTC

"So, Volcano God, before you blow your top, just one more question..."

Personally, I think we shouldn't annoy Volcano Gods.

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booster17 April 2 2006, 08:04:35 UTC

Perhaps the Rose song?

Rose Rose Rose Rose,
Rose Rose Rose Rose,
Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose!

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booster17 April 2 2006, 09:08:49 UTC

Um.. that was meant to be a piss-take on Monty Python's Spam song.