All There Is To It, 3/4

[ideserveyou]

Title: All There Is To It 3/4
Summary: Two shamen are trying not to see the elephant in the room… or each other’s naughty bits
Rating: PG-13 for language, nudity, drug usage
Warnings: Bucket required, this is shamelessly icky fluff
Spoilers: Saboo's never liked lentils either
Length: 3300-ish words and there is still another chapter to go… am I being

Comments

[life_downsized]

Oh, well, the smut is getting very lovely indeed! I loved Saboo's rejection of each type of bubble bath (particularly ‘I’m not going home smelling like your poncey fruit-flavoured flatmate, either.’) and his slowly-collapsing denial. And I adored the little references to the Xooberonian society - I don't know what a chocolate/lentil dessert is but I really don't want to find out!

[ideserveyou]

I think - I hope - I made the dessert up, along with the dragon-bollocks bubble bath. I based it on a wartime recipe for chocolate potato pie which I cooked once - and only once, on pain of the rest of the family leaving home if there ever was a next time - when my son was studying WWII and we decided the whole family would live on rations for a week. Also on a chocolate apple dessert that was one of my mother's rare culinary failures and has become legendary in the family on account of the fact that even the dog wouldn't eat it, and this was a dog who ate everything whether or not it could legitimately be considered food...
And I'm glad you're enjoying the smut. It's very slow-burn in this version, but I've had a bad week and need to indulge in lots of bathtime fluff and fireside snuggling. The boys don't exactly seem to be complaining, I think they would talk all night if I let them.
(BTW, I just had a lovely image of Dennis looking smugly into his crystal ball at the last line and going 'Harrison, you owe me a million euros'...)