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[gracefulstalker]

Maybe not distinctly but informative minus the macros annat. I've not slept all night, shouted at ryanair people, have to pay extra for luggage yadda yadda yadda. I'd better get a bloody hug from the Suenicorn on Monday after all this hoopla!! Grrness

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[soomka]

Maybe don't take all the stories about Noel so seriously? Considering most were printed in The Sun & The Mirror.
Just saying.

[zenalee]

*shocked* they LIE??? hehe

you mean Pete Doherty didn't piss in a football trophy/shag peaches geldof/give Noel Fielding a blowjob in the ladies toilets??

wait, think i made the last one up. i'd invent WAAAY better stories :)

[easilyled]

You got that one wrong. It was Pete Doherty shagged Peaches Geldof in a football trophy while Noel Fielding took a piss on him in the ladies' toilet. I was there, with my webcam. I WAS THE FOOTBALL TROPHY.

[zenalee]

darn those chinese whispers, thanks for clearing that one up *phew*
you know what that story needs... MEGA!DEE

[lamlok]

DDIBB has a new girl? /is behind

[thehomicidehoe]

Irishness? Me be Irish too! Where from?

*Psst* Ryanair suck monkey balls.

*Extra psst* Don't hate the Noelio, tis all liez me tells ya. (Entertaining lies I must admit, but lies none the less)

[gracefulstalker]

Dublin! Colaiste in Dundalk, but back in Dublin for the summer now. I don't know where else to put this, but anyway, I think we saw Stephen Merchant yesterday waiting at a bus stop, literally WHILE I was telling my cousin of how it's so easy to see well known people around London. I actually had to alter what I was saying because I didn't want to be saying in front of him. I'm almost positive it was him, I was waiting for something to scream out at me to tell me it wasn't but he was crazy tall, wearing glasses, same hair, it was bizarre. Real bizarre. Good omen for seeing Ju though. Well, I'm taking it as a good omen anyway. Hush.

[thehomicidehoe]

I'm a southsider for lioyfe mon.

I saw David Norris walking down O'Connell Street yesterday while I was on my way to Fibbers (Its Friday morning and I'm dying with a hangover after getting fucked out of Fibbers at 4 am and walking around town until the DARTs started again... ITS FRIDAY MORNING! I feel so wrong... )

Are you going to the Boosh live in the Olympia? (5 nights and they'er ALL sold out. God damn the cult followings in this country, the good gigs never get advertised and yet sell out immediately... Oh god, I just remembered singing the Tundra Song last night because some lad had a boosh shirt... I'm never drinking again. Worst thing is, I could only remember like three words of the song!)

[gracefulstalker]

A Southsider in Fibbers?? Wonders never cease!! I'm going to see them on the Friday, shitty shitty shitty seats, I only got into them just before I was in London last (end of January) so I booked seats straight away but there was fuck all left so. I'm raging now but c'est la vie. I really really really really really want to go to Brixton Academy, so if I win the lotto in the meantime, I'll be going there, but highly doubtful. Le sigh. Are you going yourself?

[trickseybird]

Dee's already beating on him, lolz.

[easilyled]

It's the reason he's addicted to drugs. *nods*

[sir]

DDIBB?
Dead... drunk... in... babies'... bottoms?