Fic: Goes Down Easy. Arthur/Eames, NC-17, 5,000 words.

[bookshop]

So, I'm supposed to be reviewing Moon Child instead of writing porn, but I said that if I magically was inspired to write something that I'd post it no matter what; and there's this whole thing where Tom Hardy is a mythical being?

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[weatherfront]

(BUT WHO IS CUMMINGS??????)

♥ /carries it.

[bookshop]

fucking cummings

(WE ALL ARE)

♥

[cobweb_diamond]

[cobweb_diamond]

OK WHATEVER THAT WAS THE DUMBEST COMMENT EVER BUT.... THEY ARE BOTH JUST SO INTO EACH OTHER AND IT IS AWESOME. Ffffffffffffffffff.

[bookshop]

OH TEE PEE OF MY ACH AY ARE TEE

you can bleed on my floor anytime, Gav <3

[cobweb_diamond]

"you can bleed on my floor anytime" = worst/best friendship phrase ever.

this more than makes up for reminding me of the Amigara Fault last night and thus filling my heart with fear & dread.

[cherrybina]

Arthur is making sounds, shifting and grinding and pulsing back to meet Eames, telling him how he wants it, telling him what he wants, things he didn't even know he wants: how he wants Eames to come back to Paris with him after this job is over, wants to fuck him in every room of his apartment; wants Eames to hold him and take him against every wall in the warehouse, lean him over his desk in the evening and own him, make him come, make him be good, make him be perfect for Eames, because he always will be; he'll be good, so good, if only Eames will--

OH MY GOD YES. OH MY GOD YES.

That poster. This porn. TOM HARDY. I JUST. CAN'T. lsdkgjsldh

[bookshop]

I JUST SERIOUSLY TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE HIGH-RES VERSION AND STARTED WRITING. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT COUNTS AS A CURE FOR WRITER'S BLOCK OR A TEMPORARY K.O. BUT EITHER WAY I AM NOT COMPLAINING SKFJA;

[cherrybina]

IF I TRIED TO USE IT AS A CURE FOR MY WRITER'S BLOCK I THINK I'D JUST END UP WITH A FUCKTON OF BINA/TOM HARDY PORN.

But this is so hot and they are SO IN LOVE OMG AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND sldgjsdlgjsd TOM HARDY ♥

[bookshop]

fjaskasddjakldja IT IS RIDICULOUS AND SCHMOOPY BUT WHO CARES, AT LEAST IT IS A WOBBLY START.

TOM HARDY KLDJSADJAKSKDFASDFDKA

[samenashi]

"Don't use a condom," says Arthur.

well well well

guess bookshop don't care about stds and safe sex

[bookshop]

as always, thank you for your contribution, samantha ♥

[samenashi]

you're really showing your white privilege here

[bookshop]

if by white privilege you mean sarcasm then i am guilty. i can't help it, i was well-loved as a child

[recrudescence]

"Then I guess I'll just have to carry your heart instead," says Eames.

"Oh, my god, shut up," says Arthur.

I am not a squeaker, but I squeaked. (And that picture, it has magical powers, I swear.) &hearts

[bookshop]

♥!!!! SO MAGICAL. Thank you for reading this mess! ♥_♥