ugh i am so nice to you. SO NICE.

[bookshop]

bookshop: the Pasiv is so ridiculous as a convenient plot device that now I kind of want to just post a bunch of meme prompts like "THE PASIV HAS A DIAL TO SUGGEST RECREATIONAL PHYSICAL ACTIVITY WHILE IN THE DREAMSTATE" or "THE PASIV HAS A DIAL TO REMOVE ALL THE SUBJECT'S CLOTHES WHILE IN THE DREAMSCAPE."

two_if_by_sea: THE PASIV HAS A DIAL TO MAKE THEM ALL

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[summertea]

THE ONE WHERE THEY TURN INTO KITTENS AND SOMEHOW THAT ENDS UP MAKING THEM DO IT.

wait i think someone already wrote that.

[chibi_lurrel]

THE ONE WHERE THEY TURN INTO KITTENS AND SOMEHOW THAT ENDS UP MAKING THEM DO IT.
That could be a thing half written on my harddrive.

And inception_kink has already made me do it. :|

[temperance_k]

Tom Hardy Makes Them Do It

Joe Gordon Levitt Makes Them Do It

Circumstances Which Require Them to Star Opposite Each Other As Romantic Leads In the Drama of Your Choice Make Them Do It

You mean the fic where Tom flirts with Joe through a series of HitRECords that are just thinly veiled Eames/Arthur fanfics which might or might not have been made with the help of Tom's non-profit acting mentees?

College degrees are overrated anyway, right?

[anonymous]

EAMES (chewing on his fingernails)
Another curious scientific phenomenon is that the eyes twitch in REM sleep, as does the penis.

ARTHUR
What?

EAMES (loud)
Penis!

ARTHUR
But you're not dead.

EAMES (draping himself over ARTHUR)
I didn't say they only twitched in REM sleep.

[anonymous]

NOLAN
They're hardly divisible, sir -- well, I can do you metacinematic commentary and heist without the love story, and I can do you metacinematic commentary and love story without the heist, and I can do you all three concurrent or consecutive, but I can't do you heist and love story without the metacinematic commentary. Metacinematic commentary is compulsory -- they're all metacinematic commentary, you see.

[bobrhyn]

♥_____♥

[aliassmith]

AND THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER LEAVE THE INCEPTION FANDOM. NEVER.

NOT EVEN IF I WAS ON A BOAT.

[laliandra]

Ajaaaaaa, this is like a list of all my favourite tropes ever. I am powerless to resist! Ugh.

- Circumstances Which Require Arthur To Be A Sulky High-Class Escort and Eames His Wealthy Patron Make Them Do It

*_* Waaaaaaaaaaaant

Also - Tom Hardy Makes Them Do It

If I wrote this it would be the story based on my theory (based on various things Tom Hardy has said and the fact that he improvised the "darling" part of the line) that Tom Hardy deliberately queered Eames a little. Because that is what he is like. And now he is just sitting back and watching fandom take it further. Tom Hardy, in ur action movies, queerin' ur hardmen.

[cobweb_diamond]

the fact that the word "sulky" is in that description is 10000% why i would break my "i don't like hookerfic" rule and read this so, so hard.

[bookshop]

when i actually write this fic ONE DAY i will hold you to this

so sulky

[cobweb_diamond]

OH

PLEASE

PLZ