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Jan 26, 2011 00:07

[An elderly man's voice rings out, coaching children on odd-sounding drills.]

"Tiger! Ox! Ram! Horse! Monkey! Rabbit! Dragon! Boar! Bird- no, no *static*! Pay attention, and stop goofing off! Follow Orochimaru and Tsunade's examples. You know perfectly well how to do this!"

[a different person speaks, young and obviously male, with an ( Read more... )

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[audio] viva_la_materia January 26 2011, 07:44:56 UTC

Wow, geezer, was that you? You were a real charmer, huh.

[audio] books_and_toads January 27 2011, 04:58:36 UTC

I like to think so! And yes, that was me, apparently when I was younger. I must've been cute, from the sound of it.

[audio] viva_la_materia January 28 2011, 04:11:16 UTC

Hah! "Cute" is yours truly. I bet you were born with gray hairs, old man.

[audio] why yes, he is lying through his teeth about the maturity. X3 books_and_toads January 28 2011, 05:41:02 UTC

I wouldn't call you cute. Bratty, maybe. And for your information, I was born with white hair. It adds sophistication and maturity.

[audio] viva_la_materia January 28 2011, 06:10:58 UTC

Whoaaaa, you remember being born? That's way better than most folks around here. Ten points! So, what were the dinosaurs like?

[audio] books_and_toads January 28 2011, 06:19:34 UTC

When I was born here, I had white hair. It stands to reason I was born with it. But I'll take the ten points, they'll come in handy.

[audio] viva_la_materia January 28 2011, 06:27:51 UTC

Yeah, 'cause you were born a dirty old man or something.

What were you gonna cash them in for? 'Cause you should pro~obably know I'm not legal yet. Also, my brother works at the butcher's.

[audio] books_and_toads January 28 2011, 06:54:46 UTC

And you were born a squeaky brat, but let's not point fingers.

I thought I'd cash them on tape, to use on certain little girls to keep them out of trouble so they don't cause another stampede. You're flattering yourself if you think I have any interest in you.

[audio] viva_la_materia January 28 2011, 06:59:16 UTC

Hey, the chocobo thing was totally not my fault. Mostly.

Tape, though? That's...kinda kinky, even for a dirty old man. Good thing I'm way too fast for you to catch, geezer.

[audio] books_and_toads January 28 2011, 07:15:01 UTC

Only mostly, hmm~?

I don't have to catch you. I'm sure if I just give a heads up to your brother, he'll do it for me.

[audio] viva_la_materia January 28 2011, 07:19:55 UTC

Hmph. Wolf's all right, but I'm still way faster. Try again, old man.

[Hesitant to badmouth somebody? Marbles? Say it ain't so!]

[audio] books_and_toads January 28 2011, 07:35:41 UTC

I have a advantage, but I think I'll let keep your delusions. [chakra enhanced speed, go~!]

[audio] viva_la_materia January 28 2011, 07:53:10 UTC

If you say so, buddy. If you say so.

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