An award for failing

[im_writing]

A friend sent me this today and I thought I would share it with everyone!

The Associated Press gave an award for Bad Sex in Fiction.

Comments

[christina_reads]

"[T]he author himself was not available for comment."

Ouch.

[psychedeliceyes]

"a jolt that emptied my head like a spoon scraping the inside of a soft-boiled egg."

I-I just... D:

"a motionless Cyclops whose single eye never blinks."

And I laughed. :D

I know there's a community around here dedicated to badly written sex that would also appreciate this. Can't remember the name, unfortunately.

[im_writing]

Yeah, now that you mention it there is (I think someone in FFR linked to it.) I couldn't tell you what it is either, though. Maybe FFR will have it in their list of sister communities.

*goes to investigate.*

[_sockmonk_]

writers_orgasm?

[aceofhadeon]

Ah yes, that one!

Also, icon love. Yay for dumbo rats - with teddy bears!