Comments | bookfails: The Tell-Tale Heart, as told by Jodi Picoult

greekhoop in bookfails

The Tell-Tale Heart, as told by Jodi Picoult

Mar 11, 2011 14:23

Recently I have been wondering where notorious murderer of the English language Jodi Picoult gets her ideas for her twist endings. I think the answer is probably something like, out of her butt. However, I was curious to see what would happen if one of literature's classic twists was rewritten in her, uh, singular style.

( And so I came up with this. )

i think this author is overrated!!!, booksnarks, author last names m-s

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greekhoop March 11 2011, 10:24:34 UTC

Well, whatever you do, don't go out and read her now. Or do, I guess, if you want to know what being insane is like.

pink_siamese March 11 2011, 07:43:52 UTC

You see, Chance had a dark secret and that secret was that there was a gaping hole in her life. The hole was her vagina, which had never before felt the pleasing caress of a baby being squeezed out of it.

ROFLMAO

greekhoop March 11 2011, 10:22:47 UTC

Hahaha, it's crude, but it gets the job done!

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greekhoop March 11 2011, 10:24:57 UTC

Thanks!

muse_books March 11 2011, 09:48:49 UTC

I know Jodi P's wok and this was very funny.

greekhoop March 11 2011, 10:20:25 UTC

I've only read a couple of her books. Can you tell me if any of them DON'T have someone pleading insanity by way of a disassociative state? XD

muse_books March 11 2011, 13:05:27 UTC

I've only read a few and I think only 1 had this. Most of mine were sick kid ones.

kimberry531 March 11 2011, 18:00:40 UTC

That would be the majority of them...

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daya_slyth March 11 2011, 10:54:01 UTC

This is epically marvellous!