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[bookelfe]

lacewood asked me for my Top Five OTPs! As with everything else, this is a difficult question to narrow down and will leave out many many things I love, but I WILL DO MY BEST, etc. etc.

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[ivy_chan]

As all Slytherins knew, a sizable portion of the Hogwarts experience involves Machiavellian power plays in the common room. This is something of a House sport, along with Quidditch, chess, and Wizarding jai alai, which someone from a school in Spain should really have thought twice about introducing. Things are really quite exciting enough without the satanic lovechild of a snitch and a bludger hurtling about their heads like a demented, heavyweight hummingbird. In any case, fellow Slytherins mill about in the artistically-lit atmosphere, soaking up the green-lit gloominess, reclining on the sleek, leather couches, and drinking nonalcoholic absinthe while they plot the intricate demise of their enemies and, sometimes, their peers.

Azula sits in this sea of plotting, unperturbed, a master amongst mere journeymen, her posture betraying not a hint of her innermost thoughts. Her innermost thoughts tell her: If I brew something from Most Potente Poisons, perhaps I can kill this boy in an unobtrusive way and hide his body somewhere

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[bookelfe]

MY EYES

THEY ARE LIKE THIS:

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(of COURSE they are both prefects. Of course they play wizarding chess and OF COURSE SHE IS PLOTTING HIS MURDER LOLOLOLOL)

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[ivy_chan]

I am seriously having too much fun trying to figure out what Houses to give everyone in this and where to put them in the story and of course if Azula manages to get a murder attempt off. XDXD

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[bookelfe]

Important and hilarious questions all! Seriously, this is making my morning. Possibly my week. PLEASE KEEP GOING.

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[ivy_chan]

...Dammit, I am thinking of having some Heir of Slytherin!Azula (angst?) in here too. Also Aang is so the youngest Quidditch player ever and plays Seeker for Hufflepuff.

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[bookelfe]

Of COURSE he is. He's a horrible showoff on the field, though, and even though he's amazing it sometimes almost loses him the game!

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[genarti]

ak;dljfldka I LOVE YOU FOR THIS. *dying of giggles*