Presenting...the amazing kamikaze Zoe!

[boobytrap]

Let's see...I think our puppy wants me to kill it. It cried and cried tonight, when it was my turn to babysit since I stayed up the latest. This morning, not only did it try to crap on my bed, it put a nasty gash in my chin where it bit me. Then I stepped in Zoe-poop on my way to the kitchen. Also, I think my IQ has gone down about 100 points,

Comments

[perplexigon]

the term I like to use, Nikki, is 'congresscritters'

[boobytrap]

Yes, but I like my term, because of one of my friends' mottoes: "I'm 18 years old, and I'm tired of having my ass wiped by a fucking pilgrim!"