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[whatpipeswhy]

Boobjection, I would like to bring something to your attention.

Most of the characters in this series age.
It is a fact that Pheonix ages.




It is a fact that Miles Edgeworth ages.

 




It is a fact that Mia ages.  



It is definately a fact that Fransiska von Karma and Kay Faraday age, I don't need to post images of them.

Gumshoe...doesn't age.







Look! All that changes after seven years is the color of his coat! No increase in wrinkles, no change in facial porportions, nothing!  The man is in his thirties and looks exactly like he did in his twenties!

Clearly Gumshoe is, for whatever reason, immortal.

DISCUSS.