More stupid than usual.
The Kink Meme inspires lunaria42 and I to make dumb things.
There was a request for Edgeworth taking a shower on the Moon. I was all "lol ok. Loony, fire up Photoshop." And she was all "lol ok."
Edgeworth was unaware of how he ended up on the moon, but he was very certain that he needed a shower. Luckily, the moon had working showers, because it was the future. Unfortunately for Edgeworth, the only brand of shampoo on the moon was Suave. He preferred salon brands, but it would have to do. When he squeezed the bottle, the thick white rope of shampoo just floated out, due to the gravity issues.
"Well this is just annoying. And wasteful." After three more tries and a shower full of white streams of the cheap hair product, Edgeworth saw the gravity button on the inside of the shower stall. He pushed the button with his erect dick, causing the floating shampoo strands to fall onto his naked, pale, hairless body. It was just like a bukkake porno, except that he was a dude.
"Wow, this is just like a bukkake porno, except that I am a dude. It is a good thing that I am a gay male, or else this imagery would be very sexist." Edgeworth said as he grabbed the loofah that had been there the whole time.
"Must. Get. Clean." He scrubbed his nether regions with enough force that his pubic hair would have caught on fire if he wasn't in the shower. Or if he had pubic hair. "Must. Remove. Memories. Of. Him."
The reason why he wanted a shower in the first place was because Prosecutor Payne had tricked him into letting him suck his cock. The denture-less blowjob was disturbingly good, and he could tell that the Rookie Killer had much experience. After he was finished scrubbing the first layer of skin off, he opened up a bottle of dick polish so that he could make himself look presentable. It is worth mentioning that the future also has dick polish.
Next, he did other shower things. Like washing his hair and also his armpits. I don't know. There were lots of gratuitous descriptions of water droplets falling on his gay, hairless chest. Also, nipples. Anyway, after he was done, he pushed the gravity button off with his erect dick (it is always erect) and stepped out of the shower, and moonwalked towards the towel rack. As he bent over to get his towel, because the towel rack was lower than necessary so that people would have to bend over to get their towels, his buttocks was greeted with a loud "SNAP!"
"I beg your pardon!" Edgeworth exclaimed as he whipped his body around. He was faced with Dick Gumshoe and Will Powers, who were also naked and holding towels.
They looked at each other for a minute.
They looked at their towels.
"NAKED TOWEL SNAPPING MOON PARTY!" They all said at the same time. They then proceeded to run around the moon, snapping each others' asses with towels.
THE END
There was a request for Edgeworth taking a shower on the Moon. I was all "lol ok. Loony, fire up Photoshop." And she was all "lol ok."
Edgeworth was unaware of how he ended up on the moon, but he was very certain that he needed a shower. Luckily, the moon had working showers, because it was the future. Unfortunately for Edgeworth, the only brand of shampoo on the moon was Suave. He preferred salon brands, but it would have to do. When he squeezed the bottle, the thick white rope of shampoo just floated out, due to the gravity issues.
"Well this is just annoying. And wasteful." After three more tries and a shower full of white streams of the cheap hair product, Edgeworth saw the gravity button on the inside of the shower stall. He pushed the button with his erect dick, causing the floating shampoo strands to fall onto his naked, pale, hairless body. It was just like a bukkake porno, except that he was a dude.
"Wow, this is just like a bukkake porno, except that I am a dude. It is a good thing that I am a gay male, or else this imagery would be very sexist." Edgeworth said as he grabbed the loofah that had been there the whole time.
"Must. Get. Clean." He scrubbed his nether regions with enough force that his pubic hair would have caught on fire if he wasn't in the shower. Or if he had pubic hair. "Must. Remove. Memories. Of. Him."
The reason why he wanted a shower in the first place was because Prosecutor Payne had tricked him into letting him suck his cock. The denture-less blowjob was disturbingly good, and he could tell that the Rookie Killer had much experience. After he was finished scrubbing the first layer of skin off, he opened up a bottle of dick polish so that he could make himself look presentable. It is worth mentioning that the future also has dick polish.
Next, he did other shower things. Like washing his hair and also his armpits. I don't know. There were lots of gratuitous descriptions of water droplets falling on his gay, hairless chest. Also, nipples. Anyway, after he was done, he pushed the gravity button off with his erect dick (it is always erect) and stepped out of the shower, and moonwalked towards the towel rack. As he bent over to get his towel, because the towel rack was lower than necessary so that people would have to bend over to get their towels, his buttocks was greeted with a loud "SNAP!"
"I beg your pardon!" Edgeworth exclaimed as he whipped his body around. He was faced with Dick Gumshoe and Will Powers, who were also naked and holding towels.
They looked at each other for a minute.
They looked at their towels.
"NAKED TOWEL SNAPPING MOON PARTY!" They all said at the same time. They then proceeded to run around the moon, snapping each others' asses with towels.
THE END