Tales from the Boobie Bar!

[boobiebar]

Hey y'all, sorry about no posts for awhile-I've been ill again.

Comments

[burned_rose]

that last story confuses me to no end...

she seems to be jealous of the dancers, yet she is the one throwing down money and being grabby...no wonder they call it liquid courage - people grow the balls to be bitches to otherwise nice, smart people, I guess...

[verminiusrex]

Don't you know? Brass knuckles are illegal, what you were carrying around was a "novelty paperweight". Perhaps you need a pepper spray ring, or just go for the big ammo.

[naujagimis]

lmao novelty paperweight

[kitsuken]

Man, that ring is a great idea! Wonder if it's legal in the uk

[verminiusrex]

Heehee, I love how that last one says "Cannot be shipped to Canada or outside the U.S."

[haloless17]

hahahaha, thats an awesome sign!

and you ARE a good salesperson if you got those pigs to tip!

[lilenth]

They *need* to look at tits? I'd have told them to go get a mirror and look at their own moobs if they needed to see some all that desperately. XD

[fenrisulfr]

Or the internet! The internet is for porn.

[darkhawke]

Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn!

[gigs_83]

Ugh my husband watches that video constently. He and I both play WoW, but, really...

[jimidragon]

Me=Actually, by "I heard" I mean that I literally HEARD you.
Guy1=Oh. Uh...

Crikey!! The stripper Squigglz has cornered her prey and is confronting him about his piss-poor attitude. Let's see how this develops!

Me=So why is it you deserve to see tits for free, hmm?
Guy1=Well...

Blimey!! Squigglz is making the rude titwatcher uncomfortable with direct questioning. See his temperature rise! Hey, barkeep, stick close, he's going to need a cold one after this!

Me=And I see you have money with you, so that's not the issue.
Guy1=Er...

Squigglz has once again stymied the rude titwatcher!

Me=I mean, we're busting our asses up there for you guys, and not getting paid for it-don't you think we deserve a dollar?
Guy1=Well, I mean, yeah...

Squigglz is weakening the rude titwatcher with logic. Keep watching, folks, this outcome might be surprising....

Me=*smiling, eyebrow raised*
Guy1=You know what? You're...a good salesman, that's what you are. *tips me*With a cheerful look, Squigglz has made the rude titwatcher see the error of his ways

[3_legged_man]

Congratulations on prying dollars out of Mr. Cheapass and his pal. Obviously, you have a career ahead of you in sales when you retire from dancing. Get well soon. Those that NEED to see titties NEED you!