FAQ Time.

[boobiebar]

To save myself the effort of answering the same questions over and over and over, I've decided to set up this half-assed FAQ.

Comments

[redmapletree]

You ought to add that you like it, since some people seem to think that you hate your job. :)

[boobiebar]

Done :D

[redmapletree]

...where? *tear*

[boobiebar]

or like me, just cuz they like it :D

Very end ^^

[fuunsaiki]

Suggested question:

Can I touch the dancer?

Answer:

NO.

Followed by an explanation about how you don't touch the dancer, you don't talk to the dancer when she's by the "DON'T TALK TO THE DANCER" sign and how the dancer has the right to eradicate you from the genepool with her stiletto heel if you push the touching thing too far. Just an explanation of how stripper etiquette and your bar in general work really.

Oh, and Strippers sound fun! I'm off to my local strip joint! How can I best be a good customer to the lovely dancers? Answer: tip, don't touch, don't be an asshole, stuff like that. General advice. :)

Maybe How would you describe an average evening in your bar?, where you explain how the dancer works of an evening. Goes in, gets changed, puts song on, dances, collects tips, yadda yadda, you get the idea?

Am I annoying you yet? XD

[boobiebar]

You're not annoying :D Added.

[goldrose]

my hero as usual ;D

[boobiebar]

Anything for you, m'lady ::exaggerated curtsey::

<3

[boobiebar]

::flattered::

That was sweet ^_^

[sailormidori]

'hallucinatory pachyderm'.

love it!!

probably also add how not all strippers do it for coke money. some really are working their way through college, and others [like you] just plain like doing it.

very well written overall.