I hate when people come into where I work and start trying to convert me... they do it there cause they know I am FORCED to be polite. And passing out bible paraphinalia... it goes straight in the trash and telling me, "God Bless." everytime before they leave gets them an eat-shit-and-die smile.
I had two bible thumpers get pissed at me because I politely informed them that I was trying to work and it was hard to do so when they were standing in front of my register and not leaving when I've already expressed that I'm NOT INTERESTED very clearly. *grumble* The next one gets it in the head, I swear.
And to think that, should Jesus see how those bible-thumpers are twisting his words, he`d be shocked. I can`t repeat the whole documentary I saw here (would be even more off topic than this is already), but what I saw on the education channel here about a week ago made my day. It was about how modern christianity is not even remotely like ancient christianity, which very probably leaned more towards a buddhism-like philosophy. Seeing that now makes me smirk a little about people who claim to know what Jesus wants, feels and thinks at this very moment. They don`t even have a clue about the origins of their own religion.
yes, jesus doesn't approve of you being a pagan, but he sure do love them bewbies! keep 'em coming in the name of the lord!!
also, is the i-95 name of 'i'm an asshole' your own addition, or did i miss that memo? [either way, i agree, even on the ct end it's flooded with jerks!]
I love preechy guys. my dorm is right next to a catholic church and I'd get guys trying to witness me on the way to class. One stopped me and I just started chanting "Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn" and he backed away. It was fun.
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I had two bible thumpers get pissed at me because I politely informed them that I was trying to work and it was hard to do so when they were standing in front of my register and not leaving when I've already expressed that I'm NOT INTERESTED very clearly. *grumble* The next one gets it in the head, I swear.
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also, is the i-95 name of 'i'm an asshole' your own addition, or did i miss that memo? [either way, i agree, even on the ct end it's flooded with jerks!]
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