Tales from the Boobie Bar!

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[xylen]

I always just tell Fundies,"Jesus was my co-pilot until we crashed on a deserted island and I had to eat him."

[elcaminohippie]

ever hear the rant about how irresponsible it is to lose your lord and sviour in the first place? He is always getting misplaced! And to REALLY piss of the fundies tell them to start looking in synagouges, Christ WAS Jewish... And tell them that you can never lose your god, your divinity is in the air that you breathe and in the beauty that surrounds you, you can never lose your gods.

[boobiebar]

Well hay thar handsome

[elcaminohippie]

hey gorgeous! how was your coffee? And now I know where the infamous Michael's Diner is! MWU hah aha hahahahaha!

[kshandra]

So I told him the joke of 'why did Jesus die on the cross...' that I heard over in metaquotes

'cause he forgot His safeword? ;-)

All around my age (23).

Okay, I need to go reboot my brain, now. I had NO idea you were that much younger than me.

[squigglz]

Yep ^_^

(posting this comment from my main account just so i can use the icon, yes.)

[tashatronatopia]

Oh man, hair eating is scary! One there was this girl in my class who would eat her hair when she got nervous and an hour later she'd complain of stomach pains. Um, stomach pains you say? Oh yes, it's because you have a giant, hairy BEZOAR! Mmm.

Your night sounds like it was pretty interesting, I hope your next work night brings in good money and good people.

[saidara]

'He wanted. To eat. My hair.'

I went like ">________________________<".

[morriganslayde]

So why did jesus die on the cross?

[morriganslayde]

Omg hahaha. X3 Trust me, I'd get it without the "think bondage".

[pne]

Because he forgot his safeword, apparently.