I just really want to say that I want to fucking go back to France. Yay!

I want to show the world my really wide smile because sometimes I just really want to but I can't because I have a dysfunction. Joint. Jaw.
So for now, allow me to offer you my poker face ----

Isn't it lav-leh?

Anything that will curtail my mouth to open wide will result in pain and clickety noises. It's actually a scary though but I'm kind of ( Read more... )

The cab swallowed it alive. I will remain phoneless until I have decided to come back to the realm.

pa-deep, ang corny naman.

Pumpkins shit pumpkins. There is no doubt in that. They eat themselves therefore they shit themselves.

As a 3rd offering for its 40th Theater Season, the Philippine Educational Theater Association welcomes 2008 with Vincent de Jesus' Skin-Deep !

Doctor Beau Batoctol, an internationally famous Filipino cosmetic surgeon opens the world's first one-stop beauty resort here in the Philippines - the SKIN-DEEP BEAUTY SANCTUARY! And for its grand opening ( Read more... )

The problem with people I don't like is that their toothbrushes end up getting dipped into toilet bowls. The problem with a certain group of people I hate now is that I don't know where their toothbrushes are.

The thing is I am a very patient person. I could sometimes even be a pushover (yes, the passionate me is just a front). Pero putangina, ask ( Read more... )

I dreamt that Rebuffy* closed down. That's the bar in Montpellier which I frequently go to because the drinks are cheap (student-friendly) and most of the people are nice (what I meant by nice is that they don't go up to you to feel your body in order to satisfy racial animosity).

I was sad when I woke up. I met nice random people there. Take for ( Read more... )

mang rudy stole a packet of noodles in mercury drugstore because his children haven't eaten for days. the guard witnessed this so together with the battalion of employees and some customers, they followed mang rudy who is now running for his life. when they caught him, they punched, kicked and arrested him.

mang rudy's children will never be able to ( Read more... )

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