Well played Winter... Well played indeed.

[bonemarch]

So today I spent 7 hours battling Father Winter with snow shovel in hand. At days end I could finally claim victory and with it the spoils of 3 unearth... Errmm, Unsnowed (?) porches. Seriously it was epic, there were yeti's and dragons n'stuff, ya'll really missed out. But seriously it's a good thing I've been exercising as of late because that

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[fivefootmayhem]

"But I learned something today. That falling through a little over two feet of snow introduces pieces of me that do not care the cold what so ever. Let's just say it was a bad first impression, a very bad first impression."
Why didn't you just put a pair of pants on before you went out into the snow?

[bonemarch]

I diiiiiid! Lol actually my snowin' pants were soggy from the day so I high a light pair of running pants I threw on because I thought this would be a quick venture.

Big mistake.