An Open Letter to a Guy Who Wrote Too Much about Cicero

Dec 07, 2004 21:32

Dear Mr. Verbosity,

While your insights are no doubt fascinating, and your adoration of Cicero so fervent that I feel half a voyeur reading your discussion of him, your paragraphs should not be three pages long on average. Seriously. You and Mr. "I Can Too Write a Seven-Page Footnote!" need to get together for brunch or something. Except you're ( Read more... )

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billsprestonesq December 8 2004, 18:00:09 UTC
Now I have a mental image of zombies gnawing on cantaloupe slices while toasting each other with Mimosas.

And just as I was typing it, it morphed into a commercial for "I can't believe it's not brains."

DUPED ZOMBIE: Hey, Fred, these brains are to die for! What's your secret?
ZOMBIE HOST: (to camera) Only I know for sure!

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