Drunk American History: Taught the way it should be! xD

[bondchick_nett]

jasonfischer emailed moonlapse (LOL! I originally wrote monotonehell there, and that would make me a crazed chick dating her first cousin, WHOOPS! Although, baykinz claims that SCIENCE says its okay, so if we ever need to hook up Andy, its totes cool)... UM WHERE WAS I

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[dragancaor]

Nett, if you didn't learn American History etc at school then I want a time machine so that I can change to that school
GAH.
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE FIRST FLEET DAMNIT, NOT LINCOLN OR WASHINGTON!!

[bondchick_nett]

We didn't learn any American history in school O_O;; Like we learned things related like their involvement in the second world war, but we never learned anything at school about Lincoln or Washington. O_O

WTF SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO, THAT'S SCREWED UP!

[dragancaor]

All four of the ones I went to.

They didn't even teach you who our first PM was, nor anything about our monarchy.

Welcome to why I could never be a teacher. I'd not be able to stick to the curriculum - I'd be too busy teaching things that are either USEFUL or RELEVANT.

[merrycalliope]

That is freakin BRILLIANT.

I would have memorized stuff a lot easier if this was how it was presented to me in school. XD

[bondchick_nett]

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

THIS SHOULD BE AN EDUCATIONAL PACK!! ALL COUNTRIES SHOULD DO THIS SHIT!

Then maybe Aussie kids would give a crap about Edmund Barton xD I mean we kind of care about Harold Holt, but that's only cause he got eaten by sharks who were not his friends abducted by aliens in a car and drove off into the sunset after pulling off the greatest jewellery heist in all man's history disappeared... ^_^;;

[merrycalliope]

I almost fell off my chair laughing at the Jack Black one.

[bondchick_nett]

The one where he doesn't give a crap about his son-of-a-whore or the one where he bones charlie? xD xD