09. HAY GUYS

[bombgoesboom]

Free fireworks and firecrackers at the festival today!! I stocked up on TONS of them!!

You just throw them on the ground and they POP! Or, if they don't pop, you STEP ON THEM! Be sure to wear footwear if you do that, though! Those suckers burn!

You're WELCOME! XD

Comments

[2x4_of_justice]

*He's giving explosives to people THE WORLD IS DOOMED*

[4x4_of_manly]

Who would step on an explosive on purpose? Sounds like a good way to lose a leg.

Something tells me the property will end up being damaged more though.

[bombgoesboom]

They just make sounds, mister! And a little bit of bright light. No loss of limbs or nothin! Not unless some idiot tries to step on them on the grass. Then grass might catch fire and burn things.

But don't you worry! The worst you'll have to deal with is a bunch of little black explosion splotches on the concrete! :)