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[bomb_ahead]

It seems that I've missed quite a bit, un.

...Definitely can't say it's good to be back, but all things considering, I guess it's better than being dead.

I think I need to pay someone a visit...

So, who are the new gods, un? At this rate I'll miss Medea. At least I carried favor with her, un.

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[timid_werewolf]

.....

[bomb_ahead]

Well, well.

At least I don't have to ask if you remember me, un.

[timid_werewolf]

I thought they sent you home! ._.

[bomb_ahead]

Are you kidding me, un? I can't go back, I died in my world.

[origami_waltz]

Deidara-san.

[bomb_ahead]

Konan?

Is Tobi here, too, un?

[origami_waltz]

I have not seen him, no. But Itachi-san just appeared this morning so perhaps he has yet to return.

...Much has transpired.

[bomb_ahead]

So it seems, un. What exactly went down?

[bomb_ahead]

...Suzaku.

It's been a long time, un. Did you miss me?

[rasengandatho]

Fuck. Why couldn't you all just STAY WHERE YOU WERE!

[bomb_ahead]

Because you're too much fun to annoy, un. ♥

[breaking_bonds]

Again.

Wonderful.

[bomb_ahead]

Cram it, Uchibrat, un.

[breaking_bonds]

Still as witty as ever.

[bomb_ahead]

And you're the same as your big brother, un... as boring as always, complaining about one thing or another.

About the only thing that separates you two is his strength over you and your pathetic duckbutt.