[This was a fight that had been a long time in coming.  Otacon had gotten a badge from Whitney ages ago, and Liquid had only put it off because he had been sent on a wild-goose chase after his father.  If it hadn't been for that, he would have defeated her right after and gotten yet another badge for his growing collection.]

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[A wide broadcast was sent out to just about everyone.]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE IN THIS BATSHIT WORLD.

I HAVE JUST GOTTEN LAID.

That is all.

[click]