Comments | boldandresolute: [fourth bullet] video

boldandresolute

[fourth bullet] video

Jul 06, 2010 22:30

[For some reason, Liquid found himself suddenly not sulking in the Pokemon Center in Violet because he was stonewalled from seeking revenge on his brother, and instead was in... a tower. Thing. With monks.]

[They kept humming. It was starting to get on Liquid's nerves.]

Otacon or Heather, this is Liquid. I seem to be temporarily mislaid. Do you ( Read more... )

liquid goes poof, !heather mason, !hal emmerich, roger wilco, !liquid snake

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

Video foolishwren July 7 2010, 02:57:27 UTC

[Okay, so Heather hadn't really been keeping as close an eye on Liquid as Otacon was. She'd probably gone to find whatever corner he was sulking in every now and then to make sure he was still there, but apart from that, she'd left him alone. So this incoming transmission came as a big surprise.]

Wh- .... what? ... Where are you? .... [And then she glanced out the window. The floodwaters were now seriously impressive.] ... How did you even get out? ... And what's with the weird Gregorian chanting in the background?

Video foolishwren July 7 2010, 05:18:04 UTC

...........................................

[Heather has no words. There is literally nothing but dumbfounded silence and a frozen expression of combined horror and confusion-- the sort where you have no idea whether you should be laughing or calling emergency medical services-- on her face.]

Video boldandresolute July 7 2010, 05:21:04 UTC

You should turn off the computer and go to sleep. It's getting late and you'll ruin your eyesight staring at the computer screen.

[Not even the fourth wall is safe.]

Video foolishwren July 7 2010, 05:26:32 UTC

[You know, in her own games, Heather was the master of breaking the fourth wall. She'd sass the player, make fun of the protagonists of the previous games, and even make eerie implications regarding the morality of allowing her to die and begin again at the last save-point.]

[But she had nothing-- NOTHING-- on where this guy was from. It was a hopeless battle. Heather could not possibly hope to compete against someone like Liquid in terms of fourth-wall breaking.]

[She blinked. Several times.]

.... Liquid. ... I. ... Could you-- ... is that a thong.

[Oh fuck the monks must have done something to him. Something horrible. HILARIOUS, but horrible.]

Video boldandresolute July 7 2010, 05:46:06 UTC

Negative, it is orange marmalade and I am a raspberry sorbet.

[Don't even try to make sense of this shit.]

The BBC would like 'to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of 'Gardening Club' for I958.

Video foolishwren July 7 2010, 05:52:02 UTC

[Heather's seen weeeeird shit in her time, no lie. But she's never seen the human equivalent of something totally glitching out and going nuts.]

This is-- this.... OTACOOOON? [She called that over her shoulder, but given the fact that the Center was more packed than a metro bus during rush hour and she was stuffed in a corner somewhere with blankets and tea to avoid getting trampled, she didn't see the nerd anywhere.]

I-- Liquid, your-- oh my god.

[... Of course, 'Raspberry Sorbet' was now, in her head, his new codename. Enjoy your new codename, Liquid.]

Video boldandresolute July 7 2010, 05:56:57 UTC

Mon aéroglisseur est plein des anguilles. Au secours, ma banane est prise en charge Bretagne et il refuse de me faire parvenir une carte postale. Pourriez-vous s'il vous plaît me diriger au dépositaire le plus proche de gaufre, j'ai besoin de faire un appel.

[Did you know that Liquid speaks seven languages fluently? That one was French. With an outraaaaaageous French accent.]

But soon the killer sheep began to infect other animals with its startling intelligence. Pussy cats began to arrange mortgages, cocker spaniels began to design supermarkets! The horror, the humanity!

[Still in an outrageous French accent. And with a completely straight face.]

Video foolishwren July 7 2010, 06:01:27 UTC

[The initial shock and awe was starting to slowly degenerate into numb disbelief. Okay. She was pretty sure Liquid was not in possession of a sense of humor strong enough to find doing something like this to mess with people funny. Which meant there were a couple of possibilities left: Heather herself had gone crazy and was imagining this (why she would be imagining Liquid in a thong, she didn't know).... or he was tripping out on something.]

.... Liquid. I-- ... Liquid. ... Will you stop-- being French for a moment and-- jesus, calm the fuck down!

[He would never live this down.]

Video boldandresolute July 7 2010, 06:04:28 UTC

[This is Liquid being completely and utterly silent, staring at you with rapt attention.]

Video foolishwren July 7 2010, 06:08:34 UTC

[... Okay. She... wasn't really expecting that to work.]

... Okay. Just. ... Uh.... sit... down or something. Before you go careening off into the wall or some shit.

[That and she honestly was not sure she could look at that thong for any longer without bursting into immature laughter.]

Video boldandresolute July 7 2010, 06:15:20 UTC

I think I'd like to fly a kite. Do you know where I can find the Inspector?

[He turned and started skipping quite merrily.]

♪ Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height~ ♪

Video foolishwren July 7 2010, 06:18:39 UTC

[The face that Heather made was truly epic, and it was really quite sad that there was nobody paying enough attention to witness it.]

[OKAY LIQUID SKIPPING AROUND IN A THONG WAS SOMETHING SHE DID NOT NEED TO SEE.]

Video boldandresolute July 7 2010, 22:17:32 UTC

♪ Let's go fly a kite, and send it soooaring~ ♪

[He skipped right off the edge of the floor and into empty space.]

[And didn't fall.]

♪ Up through the atmosphere, up where the air is clear~! ♪

foolishwren July 8 2010, 02:45:18 UTC

[Heather wasn't cool enough to make the ! noise, but her facial expression could be more or less summed up as !!!!!]

Liquid! Stop, you'll---! ..... [And then he didn't fall.]

.... Okay, I'm officially freaked out now.

boldandresolute July 8 2010, 04:56:42 UTC

[Moonwalk~]

[Which segued seamlessly into the Thriller.]

[In thin air.]

foolishwren July 8 2010, 05:08:24 UTC

[LIQUID SNAKE IN A THONG PERFORMING MICHAEL JACKSON, DO NOT WANT! .... well it wasn't like he was hard on the eyes or anything, so that wasn't the problem, but... DO NOT WANT!]

LIQUID!

LIQUID oh my god, I am WAY too medicated to deal with this right now. [... Not that the cold medicine the Center had given her was really as effective as the good ol either-pass-out-or-start-hallucinating Nyquil she usually used at home.]

I-- JESUS-- um--

[Part of her was a little scared that if she succeeded in jerking him out of it, he'd fall to his death.]

Back to all threads