Fic: The Real Thing (BtVS, Spike/Buffy)

[bogwitch]

What is this?

I wrote a fic last week for the sb_fag_ends ' Fifth Anniversary Comment Party!

The Real Thingby Bogwitch
Word Count: 2282
Rating: 12A
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Spoilers: BtVS, Season 6 Post-As You Were, but casually ignores canon
Summary: Spike is about to give Buffy the shock of her life, but why isn't he talking?
Authors Note: Prompt: Vampire Robot

Comments

[quinara]

It's postedddd!!

[bogwitch]

'Tis!

[quinara]

Buffy stills an awful lot more about cats than I do!!

[bogwitch]

I think she got clued up. Maine Coons are huge. I'm thinking they are a large denomination.

[gillo]

This was fun. And it's not very likely the shark would really have given up after one try.

[bogwitch]

It is quite an elaborate plan though!

[gillo]

He has minnows to do his dirty work.

[rbfvid]

Hee, even with a vampire robot it's still a better explanation of the Doctor thing than in canon! =)

[bogwitch]

Thanks, I was hoping it would work.

[ever_neutral]

This is such a treat! And the best salvage of that dreaded Doctor plot I've seen yet.

[bogwitch]

Thank you! I am rather rusty.

[shapinglight]

Yay! I love it. It all works perfectly and the snark between them is delicious, even if Buffy is trying to be all strict and mean.

His grin is bloody now. Rivets run and drip from his lips.

Do you mean 'rivulets'? Otherwise you're kind of telegraphing what's about to happen here.

[bogwitch]

Whoops. Thanks!

[shapinglight]

'Rivets' works in a weird sort of way.

[bogwitch]

Not really what I was planning though.