Okay, folks.. thanks for the responses. :) Y'all are so cute. I'm going to head out in a little bit to drop off my resume at the sex toy store. As soon as I figure out how one dresses for such a thing. ;)

Hey folks, would you buy a dildo from me? :D

Apparently one of the local lingerie/piercing/tattooing/porn/toys stores is hiring. ::snerk:: I'm thisclose, I'm telling you. And think of the STORIES I could come home with!!!

One last thing, I promise ( Read more... )

( Oh, my.. )

::snerk:: Or you could be both, I s'pose.


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All right.. I'm officially losing my mind.

The commercials for the latest Tim Burton movie have as their soundtrack a Yes song (it may be a Jon Anderson song, but it's definitely one of the two). I can hum the entire song, even pull snippets of the lyrics out of the darker recesses of my brain, but I can't remember the name of the song.

Help???

There is the very strong odor of wet dog here in the house. 2/3 of the KittyPups are going to the vet today for their yearlies (which are sliiiiiightly overdue), and got baths to celebrate the occasion. Only Loki escaped (mostly 'cause I can't handle all three, who collectively weigh in at 205 pounds) although he probably needed the bath the most ( Read more... )

( It's like they KNOW me!! (book quiz) )

( Why am I wearing lipstick? Is it waterproof? )

How.. strangely appropriate.