You and me. Me and you
anonymous
May 19 2004, 16:22:40 UTC
Hmmm…. Circumcising your job could leave you with posthumous regrets. How many jobs have you had anyway? Most of the job market sucks anyway… and yes you can’t wear hats nor listen to music unless you are chopping wood. Do you want to chop wood all day?
Before you quit, get a letter of work recommendation for your next job.
Ah, youth! Why, in my day I had to split cement blocks with nothing but a racoon and a piece of parchment paper! We didn't buck authority like the youth of today do! We respected our elders, and we liked it.
My first job was at Mr. Henry Ford's little known toenail clipper plant. I worked a 90 hour day, then went home and did 700 pushups. I earned 12 cents an hour, a respectable wage for the day, and spent it wisely. Why, with 12 cents you could go to the moving picture show with your best gal, see 2 "cinema-news" reels, buy 7 tubs of popcorn, fill your gas tank, pay off your debts and be home in time for ma's finger likin' chicken!
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Before you quit, get a letter of work recommendation for your next job.
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My first job was at Mr. Henry Ford's little known toenail clipper plant. I worked a 90 hour day, then went home and did 700 pushups. I earned 12 cents an hour, a respectable wage for the day, and spent it wisely. Why, with 12 cents you could go to the moving picture show with your best gal, see 2 "cinema-news" reels, buy 7 tubs of popcorn, fill your gas tank, pay off your debts and be home in time for ma's finger likin' chicken!
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