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[bob_the_wraith]

*mumble*Show some respect, Bob!*mutter*You'll be the butler, Bob!*mumble*Babysit the brats, Bob!*mutter*Shovel the dragon shit, Bob!*mumble*

*whine, bitch*I'm almost a Nazgûl, dammit!*mutter mutter*

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[catprince]

*saunters through*

Bob, there's some wine on the kitchen floor. Mop it up.

[catprince]

Just my interpretation, of course. Up to you.

Now, since you're not here I've had to get three duvets, a hot water bottle and my pyjamas[1]. I think I would like to take advantage of them right now. Night.

[1] anyone making cracks about "the cat's pyjamas" will be prosecuted. With a spatula. I mean it