Fic: Social Engineering

[bob_fish]

Title: Social Engineering
Characters: Lavi, ensemble
Word Count: 326
Rating: G for silly
Summary: Lavi is so so great with people.
Notes: From cornerofmadness's prompt "Lavi, doing something incredible dumb because he thinks it'll be fun", and enemytosleep's request, "Can this incredibly dumb thing involve snow and Kanda (or Dark Allen)?"

Comments

[enemytosleep]

I enjoy Lavi so, so much. Hee at brutal Allen, and he and Kanda waging war with snowballs. Lenalee, why would you ever stop such a beautiful thing? I am sad with lavi that they turned down the hot springs offer. In my head, Kanda just showed up without a word when Lavi was down there moping.

[bob_fish]

Lenalee is worried they will wrestle in the snow and get soaked! Lavi is hoping they will wrestle in the snow and get soaked. This could have been part of what he was aiming for with the whole snowball fight plan.

I like the idea of Lavi pouting down there alone with a towel on his forehead. And then Kanda shows up. Cue chibi buttsex?

[enemytosleep]

Yes, I do believe that was some of Lavi's motivation. It would have been mine, anyway. Except I'd have tried to devise a way for me to not be cold and wet. That is no fun. I'll make tea and cocoa and wait for everyone in the hot spring?

Lavi may regret the onsen plan after chibi buttsex on the rocks. XD His back will be all sore.

[bob_fish]

You are so nice, making tea and cocoa for everyone like that! Lavi will risk being cold and wet if he gets that way by wrestling with someone pretty in the snow.

His back won't be the only thing that's sore. I'm not sure Kanda is the most considerate of buttsex partners.

[cornerofmadness]

hahaha oh Lavi, you are such a brat. this is very cute. I can see Lavi as the most sexually adventurous of the crowd so i'm sure he was disappointed

[bob_fish]

In my head, Lavi will take whatever he can get, and was at least hoping for as much eye candy as possible. He is lucky no one else can see the fun that is happening in his fantasy brain theatre.

[cornerofmadness]

yes I can see Lavi in that light. Many of the D. Gray-man crew strike me was a bit asexual or reserved at any rate. Lavi isn't one of them.

[bob_fish]

Kanda seemed pretty repressed until recent events, and Lenalee is very sweet and young. But no, Lavi is not so repressed. I love him for flirting with basically everyone.