Fic: Top Banana [Happy Birthday, cornerofmadness!]

[bob_fish]

Happy Birthday, cornerofmadness!

Have a lovely day! And have a fic from myself and enemytosleep. We went and co-wrote you some porn.

Title: Top Banana

Authors: bob_fish & enemytosleep

Word Count: 9550
Rating: NC-17

Characters: Roy/Maes, OT4 mentions

Summary: Roy gets a promotion and Maes helps him celebrate in a night neither will never forget.

Warnings: Oh man,

Comments

[cornerofmadness]

hahaha thank you both very much. I love my story. Maes is appropriately annoying to poor Roy who takes the heat. You could almost see that this was just going to go awry.

The long wait for a doctor had also given Roy plenty of time to telephone Gracia in order to tell her that they were running late for the theater because he'd unfortunately broken her husband.
this line is still making me giggle as is what the ladies left for them.

I also very much like the idea of Maes bottoming.

thank you again

[enemytosleep]

Would you send him fruit after that? XD That's Paris Hiltoning if I ever saw it. Maybe that was Roy's reasoning all along?

[cornerofmadness]

no I most assuredly would not. I'm a little nervous about what he might do with that champagne bottle for that matter

[bob_fish]

Maes isn't going to let him anywhere near his ass with the champagne bottle. And neither are the girls. I think it's going to take Roy a long time to live this one down.

[enemytosleep]

Bad joke time: does Roy get another fruit basket after the funeral to remind him of the good times?

[bob_fish]

;_;

*sob* But you can imagine Maes putting a goofy/annoying request like that in his will.

[enemytosleep]

XD I can.

[bob_fish]

;_; again.

Never mind "it's raining", this scene would leave me a teary wreck.

[cornerofmadness]

you can't really blame Maes (and now I'm reminded of an article I assigned about peritonitis from a champagne bottle and a woman's party...)

Yes Roy probably will never live it down

[bob_fish]

Oh no, that sounds awful. When I was getting Helen's advice about this story she reminded me of the deodorant can lid up ass which she dealt with, which was a very bad scene. At least bananas are soft and squishy?

XD

[cornerofmadness]

Let's just say women's parts are open from the outside all the way into the abdominal cavity.

Yes a banana would be better than a deodorant lid

[bob_fish]

Yikes!

I don't even want to say any more about the deodorant lid. It passes the amusing threshold and whizzes straight through to upsetting. Suffice to say we decided to pick a foreign object that would be amusing rather than dangerous and debilitating. Dr H has had a lot of conversations with me about this story. She also picked the title - enemy's Dr Bob suggested Bananarama, which was amazing, but we thought it might be a bit of a spoiler. XD

[cornerofmadness]

haha it was such a group effort to damage poor Maes and yes this is far less dangerous than some choices

[bob_fish]

It really was. Helen was very entertained at our choice of birthday gift for you.

Yes, we're mean to Maes but we're not that mean. XD

[cornerofmadness]

hahaha I have no doubt she was.

Yes there's mean then there's mean. Maes appreciates the difference i'm sure

[bob_fish]

XD