Frosty the Snowman was a sick and twisted soul

[bluestocking79]

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
and two eyes made out of Bluestocking.

Frosty the Snowman
from the Christmas Song Generator.
As if it isn't creepy enough that he's a snowman who becomes animated by some unknown spirit and marauds around the town, he also decorates himself with pieces of his victims?

Comments

[cosmiccoz]

Ugh. Sounds terrible!

*brings out the blow dryer*

Time to take some serious action.

[bluestocking79]

Excellent idea, my dear! ~joins the blow dryer brigade~ Keep that snowy menace away from us!

[dacian_goddess]

*blinks* Erm, Frosty... What exactly are they giving you to make you so jolly?

[bluestocking79]

Well... they never did say what was in his corncob pipe, did they? ;-)

[majorjune]

I'll meet your creepiness, and raise you a level of sickness:

Jolly old St Nicholas,
Lean your majorjune this way.
Don't you tell a single soul
What I'm going to say.

:-P

[bluestocking79]

Eeeep! That is really creepy out of context. It sounds like a carol about molestation. ~shudders~