Journal exerpt: January 15, 2008

Mar 02, 2009 12:30

"I failed to mention that every time I told her that I couldn't make it to a stupid lunch date, it was really because I was sitting on my couch drunk, watching Kill Bill, and lighting a joint, while continuously glancing over at last month's Playboy and the thick lines of cocaine that covered Ms.December's perfect tits."

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aoajay March 3 2009, 06:20:33 UTC
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde

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ewelchbrucker March 3 2009, 22:01:26 UTC
Where do I remember this from?

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