Mar 02, 2009 12:30
"I failed to mention that every time I told her that I couldn't make it to a stupid lunch date, it was really because I was sitting on my couch drunk, watching Kill Bill, and lighting a joint, while continuously glancing over at last month's Playboy and the thick lines of cocaine that covered Ms.December's perfect tits."
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