Comments | bluerosefairy: I can haz orbital nukes and alcohol now?

bluerosefairy

I can haz orbital nukes and alcohol now?

Oct 07, 2007 00:19

Oh God. I usually don't rant about my job unless it's one of my worst nights EVER, and tonight definitely qualifies:

( Keep them in line. Strangle them if you have to. )

i can haz drink now?, is this real life?, waitressing blows

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mikeyface October 7 2007, 04:41:46 UTC

SWEET JESUS!! I just read every single word of that, and I feel for you! Holy Christ! First of all, I have to commend you for the extreme patience it must take on a daily basis just to work in a place like that. Much less for a Bar Mitzvah!

Just reading your story made me want to chop those children in tiny pieces and feed them to hungry lions. Without remorse!!!

Well, I'm glad you survived it! :) It proves you're a hell of a waitress. :)

bluerosefairy October 8 2007, 20:25:31 UTC

Thanks, Angie. The moral support is much appreciated.

And really, please feel free to carry out the aforementioned lion-feeding. No one will miss them.

mikeyface October 9 2007, 00:28:03 UTC

Will do, honey! Seriously, that was just... ugh. I felt so much for you! *HUGS* Everything going okay now??? :)

rainbobrookie October 7 2007, 17:10:54 UTC

I just got a job at Tavern 17 near rittenhouse, they are hiring if you need to get away from where u are now.

bluerosefairy October 8 2007, 20:26:06 UTC

I'll keep that in mind, hon. Sounds interesting. You have to tell me all about it!

sexxybconnect1 October 8 2007, 05:10:53 UTC

holy mother of God!!! i commend you... i really do. i think those kids would have been buried in the sand trap if i was you. i swear to God. You have a paitence of a saint after that. i think that gives you a one way ticket into heaven.

barbarfp October 8 2007, 15:26:05 UTC

as a fellow waitress, i am so, so sorry. that sounds like the worst possible thing to EVER happen. please tell me the tip was at least good lol

bluerosefairy October 8 2007, 20:29:02 UTC

I was only getting $8.50 an hour for it - our banquet rate when you're a Bala employee is crap. Very little tip. Usually I get $4. 50 an hour, plus 20% off the entire bill, when I'm waiting tables in the dining room, which is totally worth it when you consider that a typical 4-top orders over $125 in food/drinks.

bluerosefairy October 8 2007, 20:26:57 UTC

Best. Idea. Ever.

(And really, it would not shock me to know that there are bodies in the sand traps at Bala.)

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