Johnny Depp Wishes He Could Rock the Playoff Beard [Boyle/Prust, PG-13]

[bluelinespecial]

Title: Johnny Depp Wishes He Could Rock the Playoff Beard
Author: bluelinespecial
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Brian Boyle/Brandon Prust
Word Count: 1500
Notes: Thanks for the warm welcome into the fandom on my last fic! Here, have some silliness, on a prompt from pruster: "How would you feel about Brian or Brandon reflecting on the playoff beard of the other?"

Comments

[pruster]

I have so much gee-hee-tee face for this. You took this prompt and ran with it in the best way. Also, I will never regret calling Boyler a pirate. Never.

I think one of my favorite parts is when Brian says that he's not gay and then kisses Brandon. And this is my other favorite part: "Why can't I just be a pirate?" You can, honey, but people will always try to label you in order to understand you.

And then there's Brandon's memories of Princess Bride that make me cackle entirely too much.

Also Henke being a "good, beardy Swede." LOL

I'm so glad you've started writing hockeyslash. ♥

[bluelinespecial]

I'm continuing to blame you for everything. JSYK. You're a fabulous enabler, and I'm pleased as punch that you enjoyed what came out of your ridiculous prompt. :D

[pruster]

You're the one who turned me on to the Rangers, so it's your fault I got you into RPS. *nodnods*

[bluelinespecial]

Oops, my bad? *bats eyelashes*

[bluelinespecial]

Thanks! These two are just... oh, they're just. *girlysigh*

[obscuredmemory]

"No, you tool. Musketeer, not Mouseketeer."

ajskfhksdj. omg

"Not gay," he growled lowly, pulling Brandon into his arms and kissing him firmly,

that's very convincing, Brian. You sure know how to debate a point.

akjsfhsdj princess bride references yes please

This was silly and adorable, and yes, Henrik's beard is actually perfect.

[bluelinespecial]

Thank ya thank ya! (Pretty much everything about Henrik is perfect, soooooo.)

There's an unwritten epilogue here, wherein after their next game, Richards quietly walks over and puts a pair of Mickey Mouse ears on Boyler's head. He didn't ask Prusty why he wanted one of the million pairs Richards had accumulated after living in Florida, but the look on Boyler's face is enough for him to be glad he did it.

[pruster]

AHAHAHAHA.

I love you for this.

[chelseadagger]

i don't know how i'm just now seeing this but i am cackling more than should be humanly possible, omg.

BRINIGO MONTOYLE. you win the internet forever. this was seriously hilarious and wonderful.

[bluelinespecial]

I am SO GLAD others enjoy my whacked out sense of humor! \o/ I will treat this internet well. *pets it*

Thank you! :D