Fic: Spencer Never Sees It Coming (Bandom/SGA)

[bluejbird]

Title: Spencer Never Sees It Coming
Fandom/Pairing: Bandom/SGA crossover. Ryan/Ronon, McKay/Sheppard, Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon if you squint. MY TINHATS. LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.
Rating: PG13? IDK
Disclaimer: Half of these people are fictional, and the other half aren’t by none of them belong to me and none of this happened. All lies, etc etc.

Comments

[mintyfiend]

You're got 'An Officer and a Gentleman' and 'Spinal Tap' references, SGA crossing over with bandom and so many pairings that I'm completely enamoured with.

Plus, your Spencer's internal monologuing leads to sentences like this:

Fifteen minutes later, Spencer realises that when Ronon said he was going to grab his stuff, what he really meant was that he was going to go and grab Ryan’s ‘stuff’.

♥

[bluejbird]

It makes me ridiculously happy that the lame jokey bits that I laughed at when I wrote them, and then rolled my eyes at myself about and said 'omg, I'm twelve' make you laugh too.

[themoononastick]

Dude! I had no idea that what was missing from my life was Ronan/Ryan fic until I read this!

Fabulous. Also, hilarious. :D

[bluejbird]

Ahahaha, idek anymore. My brain, what. I just want Ryan to take Ronon clothes shopping one day, and for Rodney to laugh and laugh and laugh at him.

:D

[makesomelove]

L;KADS'[PSDKL;F,L;KD RONON/RYAN ROSS OMG MY LIFE IS NEARLY COMPLETE. YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT!! THEIR LOVE IS SO EPIC THEY NEED MORE TIIIIIIIME. ;____;

AND OMG BRENDON THE GENIUS DLFSK;SDLF

[bluejbird]

I REALLY HATE YOU. I WANT TO WRITE A SEQUEL WHERE RONON COMES BACK TO VISIT RYAN AND RYAN'S ALL SHACKED UP WITH JON AND THEN SOME BAD GUYS ATTACK THEM AND RONON FIGHTS THEM AND THEN THEY END UP GETTING BEAMED UP ONTO THE DAEDALUS AND SOMEHOW END UP ON ATLANTIS AND THEN MCKAY AND BRENDON END UP SWAPPING BODIES AND BRENDON GETS ALL FRUSTRATED BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLAY HIS GUITAR WITH RODNEY'S STUPID HANDS AND SHEPPARD IS ALL DISTURBED BECAUSE RODNEY KEEPS TRYING TO GET HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM IN THIS HOT, SEXY YOUNG BODY AND WHENEVER SHEPPARD GOES TOO NEAR RODNEY SPENCER GLARES AT HIM, AND WHENEVER SHEPPARD FORGETS AND TALKS TO BRENDON AS IF HE'S RODNEY COS HE LOOKS LIKE HIM, SPENCER GLARES AT HIM, AND ITS GIVING SHEPPARD A HEADACHE AND JON JUST FEELS AWKWARD COS CLEARLY RONON HAS NOT MOVED ON AND STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR RYAN AND THEN THEY HAVE A SUPER HOT THREESOME AND MAYBE BRENDON/SPENCER/JOHN/RODNEY HAPPENS TOO, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE MY ULTIMATE HAPPY PLACE AND OMG WHAT IM SHUTTING UP NOW.

[makesomelove]

WHOA THAT GOT WAY MESSIER THAN I EVER THOUGHT IT COULD! ALL I WANTED WAS RYAN ROSS RIDING ON THE HANDLEBARS OF RONON'S SCHWINN (NOT A EUPHEMISM FOR ANYTHING) AND NOW SUDDENLY THERE'S A FOURSOME WHERE TWO OF THE DUDES ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE THE OTHER TWO DUDES' DADS (LOL I LOVE HOW IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE ONE OF THEM IS).

OMG OMG WHAT WOULD BRENDON NAME A WRAITH FRIEND? WHERE IS TEYLA IN ALL THIS?

[bluejbird]

THIS IS HOW MY BRAIN WORKS APPARENTLY. I HAVE TO EVENT FAR FETCHED PLOTS.

THE FOURSOME ONLY HAPPENS IN MY HEAD BECAUSE ITS EASIER FOR ME TO WATCH MY OTPEST OF OTPS GET IT ON WHEN THEY'RE ALL IN THE SAME PLACE.

RYAN AND RONONS HANDLEBARS LOVE IS TRUFAX REAL THO AND HAS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED. AT THE URIE FAMILY REUNION.

CLEARLY BRENDON WOULD NAME A WRAITH FRIEND DYLAN. AND HE'D BRING HIM BACK TO ATLANTIS WITH HIM AND BE ALL 'HAI GUYS THIS IS MY FRIEND DYLAN HE'S AWESOME' AND SHEP WOULD BE ALL 'STEP AWAY FROM THE EVIL SPACE VAMPIRE, BRENDON' AND THEN GERARD WOULD POP UP AND SAY 'NO! SPACE VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU'

[strongplacebo]

Half of this means nothing to me, but I still love it as a whole. I really really like the way you showed the Spencer and Brendon relationship in the start of the fic, it was a great way of showing how their relationship is.

[bluejbird]

:) Thanks! I'm glad you read it, even though the SGA stuff means nothing to you (this is Ronon and he is about 4 times the size of Ryan, maybe more and completely monosyllabic and a big damn hero and hence why they're such a hilarious pairing to me).

And bloody Spencer and Brendon pop up in everything! I can't seem to make them stay out of fic. Pesky boys!

[kirana_44]

There can never be enough bandom/SGA crossover fic in the world.

[bluejbird]

I agree wholeheartedly! :) How you doing, by the way? Sounds like you're being worked hard lately!

[kirana_44]

I think I'm permanently tired at this point. And bug bitten and on the verge of sunburned. With an impressive collection of bruises. But at the same time it's sort of awesome because when I started working there the flowers were just buds so I saw them go from that to slowly opening to being pollinated to slowly starting to look like berries, and at this point it's probably only a week or two until we can start picking.

On the other hand I miss sleep. Or sleeping in. I'm probably only taking one day off this week and working 39 hours. Which will make affording the tattoo I've finally decided to get that much easier, plus you know paying for responsible bills.