Attention Coffee Drinkers!

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

Tired of drinking 600 cups of joe to get you going every day?

Perhaps you should try The Black Blood of the Earth! It's a cold steeped, triple vacuum extraction distillate of pure coffee essence. Estimates are that 100ml of this stuff is caffeine equivalent to a gallon of coffee.

so have just the one, eh?
Tom

Comments

[bluegargantua]

You don't need it, I replaced your endocrine system with a caffeine system, remember?

"Six hours post surgery, subject exhibits babbling..."
Tom

Dude!

[drwex]

That's funny. What's even more funny was that a substance called "Black Blood of the Earth" was a plot device in my D&D campaign a while ago. I'm totally sending that link to my players.

[sunspiral]

Be Afraid. It's notable that the first response to his post is from Warren Ellis.

[sunspiral]

Maybe I need to get some and make the world's deadliest Mocha Sorbet.

[debsquared]

zoom, zoom, zoom!

I need this.

[deadwinter]

I need this so that the voices stop. Oh how I need this.