2nd Con - Phone - Stage 4
[Wait, why is he doing this? He only just introduced himself and started establishing an alias, why is he going to blow it now? Doesn't matter, because Neal's picked up the phone and is making a public call to all of Mayfield.]
I introduced myself to a few of you three days ago as Nick Halden. That was a lie. My name is Neal Caffrey. I'm an internationally renowned con artist, forger, and art thief that now works as a consultant for the FBI. I've escaped from prison before, and while the FBI usually keeps tabs on me using a GPS tracking anklet, I can slip them whenever I really need to. During the course of my stay here, I will undoubtedly do my best to con you all with every chance I get. Recently, I came into possession of a large store of incredibly valuable paintings and treasures recovered from a Nazi U-Boat. The FBI believes they've been destroyed, and as my final con my partner and I intend to escape to the Pacific Islands and disappear from the FBI radar entirely.
... well, that was the plan, until I ended up here, somehow.
[Well, crap. Maybe he can just be charming enough later to smooth all this out as a big joke?]
I introduced myself to a few of you three days ago as Nick Halden. That was a lie. My name is Neal Caffrey. I'm an internationally renowned con artist, forger, and art thief that now works as a consultant for the FBI. I've escaped from prison before, and while the FBI usually keeps tabs on me using a GPS tracking anklet, I can slip them whenever I really need to. During the course of my stay here, I will undoubtedly do my best to con you all with every chance I get. Recently, I came into possession of a large store of incredibly valuable paintings and treasures recovered from a Nazi U-Boat. The FBI believes they've been destroyed, and as my final con my partner and I intend to escape to the Pacific Islands and disappear from the FBI radar entirely.
... well, that was the plan, until I ended up here, somehow.
[Well, crap. Maybe he can just be charming enough later to smooth all this out as a big joke?]