My postman is a Ninja

[blueeyedseth]

He really is.  Somehow he always drops off the mail when I'm sitting upstairs and I don't even notice.  I'm keeping my eyes out for some stuff I have coming in since they don't have tracking numbers and he might be bringing them and somehow I just don't seem to notice him walk up the fronts steps, leave the mail, and walk away and I'm sitting right

Comments

[gwendolinh]

Mine is just full of shit. I think he perhaps doesn't even bother to deliver stuff because he thinks someone here might shank him. Would explain why i'm never left notices even -_-

and oh noes! you need arms, 2 year olds are hard to wrassle with only one.

[blueeyedseth]

I agree to all of the above. Especially the two year olds. Cept once he's strapped in with juice he's good.