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[blueeyed]

Please tell me your favorite stupid joke. Here's one of mine.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella.

How long does it take them?

Hella days.

Comments

[lizbutt]

AWESOME!
my favorite: what does snoop dog use to clean his laundry? BLEEYOTCH.

[blueeyed]

I've heard that one before, but I had forgotten about it. I let out a huge belly laugh. I love that one!

[techieguru]

I did not get that at all!

Here is my favorite stupid joke from a really long time ago:

Q. What kind of cheese do dogs like on their pizza?
A. Mutts-arella!

[blueeyed]

Hahaha. "Hella" and "days" are two things that Nor-Californians say a lot. I'm sure you know what hella means. If someone hasn't seen you for a while, they might say, "It's been days, dude" or something like that.

I like your joke. It's my new joke!

[dragoneerl]

Q. What goes "clippity-clop clippity-clop BANG! clippity-clop clippity-clop BANG!"

A. An Amish drive-by shooting.

[blueeyed]

Hahaha. Those Amish are crazy!

[broyd]

Wouldn't that be more of a ride-by?

[blueeyed]

Yes, that's true.

[broyd]

How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the work, and the other to hold the penis---er, ladder.

How many ethnic Elbonians does it take to milk a goat?

Five. One to hold the teats, and four to move the goat up and down.

[blueeyed]

I don't understand the one about Elbonians. :(